We have a funny story to tell about iHookup.com so you had better read through this review! But before we get into that story, we need to give you the 411 on the site. Unfortunately, there isn’t anything good to say. And, yes, we know your mother told you that if you don’t have anything nice to say not to say anything at all. No disrespect to your lovely mother, but we have no other choice but to say mean things about iHookup.com. There are so many negatives about the site (fat chicks, fake profiles, lame graphics, etc.).
Casual Dating On iHookup.com: Test Results
- 180 = the number of first emails we sent out to women over the course of 2 months.
- 33 = the number of women that replied to those emails.
- 1 = the number of dates we arranged.
- 0 = the number of women that showed up for the dates we arranged.
- 0 = the number of times we had sex on the first date.
We said we had a funny story to tell about iHookup.com. So we’re going to let Aaron, the poor guy that reviewed the site to tell it. So here he is…
“Okay, so after a couple of weeks of chatting with this chick Kristina – who was very cute, by the way – I arranged a date with her at a local pub some Friday night. I got there about 15 minutes early and then some dude shows up, sits down next to me and tells me he’s Kristina. I’m thinking what the fuck dude, I’m not gay. He’s not gay either. He’s a private investigator that uses iHookup.com to stalk married dudes and rat them out to their spouse. He thought he had busted me. He told me if I don’t give him $1,000 he’ll tell my wife. The only problem is I’m not married. Poor guy. He thought he was about to make some money.”
iHookup.com Analysis: Why You Shouldn’t Bother With iHookup.com
Among many other reasons you shouldn’t bother with iHookup.com, the women are very unattractive on that website. We would say the average chick on iHookup.com is a 3 or a 4. They aren’t necessarily completely disgusting to look at but it will certainly take at least a handful of beers for them to appear doable. But then again, why sign-up for a website with women you need to get a buzz on to consider hooking up with?
iHookup.com Review Conclusion: Can You have Casual Relationships On iHookup.com
We’re not sure if Marcus’ experience running into a private investigator is normal on iHookup.com. What we do know is it’s very hard to get a date on that site. He tried every strategy imaginable. He just couldn’t get any of the few decent chicks to budge. The men far outweigh the women on this site and that causes major problems.